Fox Hollow, FL – All Target would need to do to save itself would be to (a) fire their libtard CEO, Brian Cornell, (b) rescind the order of Cornell to open bathrooms to sexual predators, (c) kick Starbucks out of their stores and instead invite in Dunkin Donuts, and (d) go full-bore conservative by ditching the wacky and dead broke left. This is the only way that Target will EVER become a trusted brand among the Alt-Right ever, ever, again.
My family used to be loyal Target customers, especially around the holiday and Christmas seasons. However ever since Target opened the women’s bathroom and dressing rooms to deranged sexual deviants and predators, we have avoided this shit hole like the plague. In fact, in my Florida backwater, our Super Target has a parking lot that mirrors a western ghost town and this same scene can be recreated across Red State America.
But hey, let’s not fix the problem and bring back Alt-Right customers that have jobs and money, and instead remain loyal to the crackpot left and their batshit crazy ideas like letting guys in dresses into women’s bathrooms and dressing rooms.
In true libtard fashion, Target is ignoring the real problem which is their sexual predator friendly bathroom policy, as well as their flamboyantly libtard political agenda and is instead doubling down on libtard stupidity by instead redesigning their stores.
Yeah because over 35 million Americans are boycotting Target stores across America over the current design of your store. Apparently, Target is still clueless and is more content with throwing their corporate selves on the proverbial sword of libtard stupidity.
Allow me to make a small correction… Target isn’t just throwing itself on a sword, it’s actually jumping off a cliff. Not only will Target be spending almost a billion dollars to redesign its stores, most of which are currently ghost towns because of the on-going boycott by the Alt-Right. But it will be doing the most libtard bat shit crazy redesign they could possibly do.
Target is going to divide its stores up into sections and block those sections off from other parts of the store. So one Target store will be turned into 8-10 micro-stores with 8-10 individual entrances for each dept.
So, in essence, each Target Dept. such as toys, electronics, home goods, food, clothes, etc. will be bricked in and walled off from one another and the only way you can access these dept.’s will be leaving whatever dept. by going outside into the parking lot, and then walking over to whichever Dept. entrance you need to access.
In all the new Target’s will have around 8-10 entrances and in some cases, customers will need to not only physically leave the store to shop in a different dept., but they will need to in some cases drive their cars to the more remote entrances to departments that are on the sides of the stores.
To further complicate this entire cluster f, Target will also be dividing up the parking lots so that customers will need to park in individual parking lot corrals…. wait, wait, wait… I just can’t even right now. I’m having a hard time describing this level of stupidity effectively.
I could go on but my brain hurts at even having to explain this stupidity to you guys. So instead I’m just going to share with you what Breitbart wrote about this mind-numbing change…
From Breitbart – March 23, 2017
On March 20, Target released plans for its next major redesign scheduled to open at its first location in October near Houston, Texas. It is meant to address “lifestyle shopping,” Internet purchasing, and easy access to its various departments.
The new plan would create separate parking for various parts of the store—one section for those customers who want to take their time shopping inside, and another area for those who want to shop quickly and get out. In addition, another part of the parking lot would be reserved for Target employees to deliver Internet orders to customers who would be limited to a ten-minute timespan for parking.“We wanted the design to be flexible because that is what shopping is all about,” the company’s senior vice president, Mark Schindele, told The Associated Press.
“The new design for this Houston store will provide the vision for the 500 reimagined stores planned for 2018 and 2019, with the goal of taking a customized approach to creating an enhanced shopping experience,” Target CEO Brian Cornell said during the unveiling.
It remains to be seen how customers will respond to designated parking areas as opposed to the first-come-first parking style seen everywhere else. It might prove difficult to re-train customers to obey designated parking areas.
The new plan comes only a month after the retailer dumped several projects aimed at reviving the company’s brand.
Early in February, Target abruptly shuttered two high priority projects which were intended to guarantee the company’s future just under a year after a public boycott provoked by the company’s insistence on transgender-friendly, mixed-sex dressing rooms.
At the time of the February announcement that it was shuttering the projects, the company’s stock price hit $64.77 at market close on Feb. 8. That was down from $83 when the boycott began to when the company made its transgender policy on April 19 of last year. The stock price drop has slashed more than $10 billion from the company’s value on Wall Street… (Read More).
I often get the comment from people on social media… “Why do you make fun of liberals by calling them libtards“… “Don’t you want to encourage free dialogue“… the reason why I make fun of liberals by pointing out that they are mentally retarded is because they do mentally retarded stuff like this.
Instead of fixing the problem which is their libtard CEO and his libtard profit killing / sexual predator friendly policies, the Target Board is going to not only redesign their stores, but redesign them in such a way as to ruin any possible chance of them ever recovering from this death spiral they find themselves in right now.
This move will bankrupt Target and they are just wasting more money in an effort to fight off total bankruptcy, which will be inevitable at this pace.
Article by: Kevin Fett firstname.lastname@example.org
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