Fox Hollow, FL – Wow! The Ted Cruz Campaign continues to free-fall in a death spiral with each passing day this week. First Cruz-aligned himself with a known libtard pro-Amnesty and Anti-Gun RINO Kasich which backfires, then in a desperate act Cruz announces Fiorini as his running mate despite having a zero chance of winning the primary, and now the ‘Washington Times‘ has officially confirmed the ‘National Enquirer’s‘ claims regarding Cruz’s infidelity.
As the Don has stated time and time again… “ole Lyin’ Ted holds the bible high, and then puts it down to lie…” and apparently he also puts it down so he can sleep with a bunch of women other than his wife, Heidi Cruz.
Despite spending millions of dollars on running a campaign to dispel the claims that Ted Cruz has been cheating on his, one of the biggest sins a Christian can do the ‘Washington Times’ are getting into the mix by confirming the ‘National Enquirer‘ and its sources, at least in part. ‘Washington Times‘ columnist Drew Johnson is reporting that these rumors are partially “accurate.” Johnson made the reports by way of Twitter and the Washington Times, who went on to say… “at least 2 of the women named as Cruz mistresses by the National Enquirer” being “accurate.”
Now I reported on this issue earlier this month, and I agree that one of the reported Cruz Mistresses by the ‘National Enquirer‘ and now the ‘Washington Times‘ appears to be long time Ted Cruz super fan Amanda Carpenter, which everyone assumes to be accurate given the odd temporary Churchhill tattoo and Ted Cruz suit jacket selfie posted on her social media outlet the same day that Cruz appeared on Fox and Friends sporting an identical temporary tattoo and no suit jacket.
The second “confirmed” mistress has been rumored to be Katrina Pierson, which is the campaign spokesperson for Donald Trump and not Ted Cruz. This accusation I have questioned because it doesn’t make any sense for Ms. Pierson to have an affair with Cruz now, given that he has proven himself to be a dirty lyin’ RINO, and given the fact that Ms. Pierson has been a very respected Dallas TEA Party leader down in Texas. Perhaps the affair occurred a while ago back when Cruz was the golden boy of the TEA Party Movement and Ms. Pierson was new to the political circuit?
When someone on Twitter questioned Johnson about news outlets staying quiet when they knew what was going on, Drew responded that many didn’t want to publish an unconfirmed story. However, there was one who had done extensive research and still didn’t run it. He also insisted that it was never a ‘Washington Times’ story, though he knew about it. Here is the Tweet trail…
Ted, however, is brutally condemning the report, and implicating Donald Trump in it’s release…
“I want to be crystal clear: these attacks are garbage. For Donald J. Trump to enlist his friends at the National Enquirer and his political henchmen to do his bidding shows you that there is no low Donald won’t go. These smears are completely false, they’re offensive to Heidi and me, they’re offensive to our daughters, and they’re offensive to everyone Donald continues to personally attack. Donald Trump’s consistently disgraceful behavior is beneath the office we are seeking and we are not going to follow.”
Trump has stated over and over and over that he has nothing to do with the release of the news, but did draw attention to the fact that the ‘National Enquirer’ was correct about disgraced candidate John Edwards‘ affair which was 100% accurate, the Bill Cosby rape scandal which might be true, it’s still being decided by the courts, and a slew of celebrity sex scandals which almost always turned out to be true. So while the Enquirer has published some bat-shit crazy junk over the years, it has a loooooonnnnggg track record of being ironclad accurate when it comes to sex scandals.
However to be fair and balanced, unlike Fox News, I will add that the ‘National Enquirer‘ also reported this…
BUT… last time I checked a major news outlet like the ‘Washington Times‘ didn’t confirm that Bigfoot was actually found. So again, where there is smoke there is almost always fire and while the Enquirer is reporting that Cruz had some pretty “50 Shades of Grey” affairs with five women.
I’m going to stick my neck out here by saying that I would wager that he really only had an affair with a portion of the five women and that I agree and trust the ‘Washington Times‘ more so than the Enquirer.
How many women do you think that ole Ted Cruz really had an affair with? I’d love to hear your feedback in the comments section below.
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